Truth Resists Simplicity

All Dressed Up With Nowhere to Go

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

(via procrastinationnationn)

eeruhrah:

WHAT THIS IS SO CUTE❤️❤️

(Source: kenlovers, via procrastinationnationn)

laughingsquid:

Austin Beerworks Creates Ridiculously Long 99-Pack of Beer for Their Peacemaker Ale

"99 bottles of beer in that box! 99 bottles of beer!.."
rosapotentis:

starknakedpatriot:

ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

A sentence I never thought I would read

Next week in the Adventures of Teenage Tony Stark.

Newt, I see you.

rosapotentis:

starknakedpatriot:

ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

A sentence I never thought I would read

Next week in the Adventures of Teenage Tony Stark.

Newt, I see you.

(Source: ironyofchokingonjacksdick)

poetrymafia:

prokopetz:

dynastylnoire:

chellzisyeezus:

omomnom:

Toasted Marshmallow Chocolate Mousse

My legs got a little weak

Listen, I keep telling y’all to tag your freaking porn

It offends me to my soul when folks post stuff like this and don’t include the recipe.

And here it is

poetrymafia:

prokopetz:

dynastylnoire:

chellzisyeezus:

omomnom:

Toasted Marshmallow Chocolate Mousse

My legs got a little weak

Listen, I keep telling y’all to tag your freaking porn

It offends me to my soul when folks post stuff like this and don’t include the recipe.

And here it is

(via singergurl91)

sextingyourfather:

you laughing but yo laptop wet dumbass

sextingyourfather:

you laughing but yo laptop wet dumbass

(via bravebrienne)

Questions not usually asked

1:

Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

2:

Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

3:

Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

4:

Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

5:

Do you like to use post-it notes?

6:

Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

7:

Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

8:

Do you have freckles?

9:

Do you always smile for pictures?

10:

What is your biggest pet peeve?

11:

Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

14:

Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?

15:

Do you chew your pens and pencils?

16:

How many people have you slept with this week?

17:

What size is your bed?

18:

What is your Song of the week?

19:

Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

20:

Do you still watch cartoons?

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Whats your least favorite movie?

22:

Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

23:

What do you drink with dinner?

24:

What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

25:

What is your favorite food?

26:

What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

28:

Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

29:

Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

30:

When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

31:

Can you change the oil on a car?

32:

Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

33:

Ever ran out of gas?

34:

Favorite kind of sandwich?

35:

Best thing to eat for breakfast?

36:

What is your usual bedtime?

37:

Are you lazy?

38:

When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

39:

What is your Chinese astrological sign?

40:

How many languages can you speak?

41:

Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

42:

Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

43:

Are you stubborn?

44:

Who is better...Leno or Letterman?

45:

Ever watch soap operas?

46:

Are you afraid of heights?

47:

Do you sing in the car?

48:

Do you sing in the shower?

49:

Do you dance in the car?

50:

Ever used a gun?

51:

Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

52:

Do you think musicals are cheesy?

53:

Is Christmas stressful?

54:

Ever eat a pierogi?

55:

Favorite type of fruit pie?

56:

Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

57:

Do you believe in ghosts?

58:

Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

59:

Take a vitamin daily?

60:

Wear slippers?

61:

Wear a bath robe?

62:

What do you wear to bed?

63:

First concert?

64:

Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

65:

Nike or Adidas?

66:

Cheetos Or Fritos?

67:

Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

68:

Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?

69:

Ever take dance lessons?

70:

Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

71:

Can you curl your tongue?

72:

Ever won a spelling bee?

73:

Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

74:

Own any record albums?

75:

Own a record player?

76:

Regularly burn incense?

77:

Ever been in love?

78:

Who would you like to see in concert?

79:

What was the last concert you saw?

80:

Hot tea or cold tea?

81:

Tea or coffee?

82:

Sugar or snickerdoodles?

83:

Can you swim well?

84:

Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

85:

Are you patient?

86:

DJ or band, at a wedding?

87:

Ever won a contest?

88:

Ever have plastic surgery?

89:

Which are better black or green olives?

90:

Can you knit or crochet?

91:

Best room for a fireplace?

92:

Do you want to get married?

93:

If married, how long have you been married?

95:

Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

96:

Do you have kids?

97:

Do you want kids?

98:

Whats your favorite color?

99:

Do you miss anyone right now?

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incompatibletype:

floozys:

floozys:

my feminist goal is not to convince men that girls are of value, my feminist goal is to achieve a future where the judgement of our value isn’t in the hands of men. 

and this goes for, especially goes for, trans girls, girls of colour, disabled girls and LGBTQA+ girls. 

girls, all girls, and if you believe otherwise don’t reblog this.   

this is the only helpful “don’t you mean all girls” comment i have ever seen

(Source: floozys, via the-librarians-assistant)

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

ihmaiw2d:

p00pindaisies:

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god…

that’s 10 years but ok.

^I didn’t know it was 2004

^ Check your math dear

(via shock-lightning)

fishingboatproceeds:

hazelshaw:

Deep deep down, I reckon John has quite a lot of potential

Making Stan Lee seem like a good actor since 2014.