WE AREN’T ON BREAK ANYMORE I AM SO EXCITED I MIGHT VOMIT
Haven’t seen/talked to my mister in OVER5WEEKS
oh wait…what’s that Uterus? You hate me? Oh. Well then. I’ll just stay home and vomit from pain instead of happiness. No biggie.
1. Acquire narcolepsy
2. Get a neurologist to prescribe you medicine to cope with your new narcolepsy
3. Move to a state that has crazy strict laws about the use of that drug - essentially making it illegal for you to have it
4. Pretend you can function normally without your medicine
5. Fail to function normally and resort to zombie-mode