Truth Resists Simplicity

All Dressed Up With Nowhere to Go

YAY!! Wait…ahh shitsticks.

WE AREN’T ON BREAK ANYMORE I AM SO EXCITED I MIGHT VOMIT

Haven’t seen/talked to my mister in OVER5WEEKS

THISISTHEBESTNIGHTOFMYLIFE

oh wait…what’s that Uterus? You hate me? Oh. Well then. I’ll just stay home and vomit from pain instead of happiness. No biggie.

WHATEVENISMYLIFE

annawintour:

5 easy steps to feel like a zombie:

1. Acquire narcolepsy
2. Get a neurologist to prescribe you medicine to cope with your new narcolepsy
3. Move to a state that has crazy strict laws about the use of that drug - essentially making it illegal for you to have it
4. Pretend you can function normally without your medicine
5. Fail to function normally and resort to zombie-mode

jojothedodo:

Drama Queen

jojothedodo:

Drama Queen

mydrunkkitchen:

madmen-amc:

Mad Men’s psychedelic premiere is tonight at 10|9c. Be there when the final season begins.

AYEEEEE

me and john Hamm are excited ;)

s0rrym0m:

I CANNOT BREATHE

s0rrym0m:

I CANNOT BREATHE

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charlavail:

Pups get their second round of shots

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caerulea-divilu:

Reblogging for the Vine.

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elizaschu:

BUT ITS LITTLE FEETSIES
IT HAS FEETFEEEEEET
FUZZY LITTLE SLIPPERED BUNNY FEET

I was listening to “Power Hungry Animals” by The Apache Relay when I scrolled past this and this adorable bunny was jamming along with basically perfect rhythm….so I tried a couple of other songs…he dances to anything…and it works…this is a magic bunny. 

elizaschu:

BUT ITS LITTLE FEETSIES

IT HAS FEET
FEEEEEET

FUZZY LITTLE SLIPPERED BUNNY FEET

I was listening to “Power Hungry Animals” by The Apache Relay when I scrolled past this and this adorable bunny was jamming along with basically perfect rhythm….so I tried a couple of other songs…he dances to anything…and it works…this is a magic bunny. 

(Source: originalprobe, via voiceofbassclef)

cutiewill:

lumos5000:

EVERYONE CAN GO HOME NOW. THIS ONE WINS. 

we’re already home

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

THE CHOSEN PIRATE